Okay.  I'm sure many of you are wondering why someone would name a site "Monkey Penis."  Wanna hear the legend of MP.com?
CLICK HERE, mmmkay

Updates Soon Its about time we get something new on this site, you think? ;) More SUCKS soon, until then, read the OLD ONES :-P.

Yeah A Contest Would be nice wouldn't it huh? 

The Monkey Dance is the chance to do the monk! Monkey dance! 

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