Amazing Anagrams

Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in ‘em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z’s Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No Meal The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I [...] Read more »

31 Jokes for NERDS!

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Murphy’s Law in Sex

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex [...] Read more »

Out-of-Office E-Mail Auto-Reply

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. Sorry to have missed [...] Read more »

Ten Office Rules

10. Never walk without a document — People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re headed for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re headed for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home [...] Read more »

Mafia Grandpa’s Watch

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed: “Grandson, I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me.” “But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your tourbillon watch instead.” Said [...] Read more »

Little Baby Orangutans Get Scared

These cute baby orangutans are outside on their own for the first time and are afraid of the macaque monkeys. They should! Babies are supposed to stay at home or in nurseries. Read more »

Two Dwarfs (Rated ‘PG-13′)

Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they’re dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he’s unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His [...] Read more »

A Guy’s Sex Life “Featuring the Monkey!” (‘PG-13′)

It seems that when the Lord was making the world, he called man over and bestowed upon him twenty years of normal sex life. Man was horrified. “Only twenty years of normal sex life?” but the Lord was very adamant that was all man could have. Then the Lord called the monkey and gave him [...] Read more »

The Big Boyfriend (Rated ‘R’)

A man walks into a bar and notices a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. he goes to her and says, “You know, I would LOVE to kiss your breasts!” The embarrassed woman sais, “My boyfriend is the bouncer here, and if you don’t leave me alone I will go get him!” “Ok, ok, I [...] Read more »

18 Bottles of Whiskey

I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in the cellar, and my wife insisted I empty the contents of each bottle down the sink, or else. After careful consideration, I reluctantly agreed and finally proceeded with the unpleasant task. I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the [...] Read more »

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