The Loan

There was an old Native American who wanted a 5000 loan. The banker pulled out the loan application, “What are you going to do with the money?” “Take jewelry to city and sell it,” was the response. “What have you got for collateral?” “Don’t know collateral.” “Well that’s something of value that would cover the [...] Read more »

NYC Beggar

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a [...] Read more »

Three Moles

Once upon a time, there were three moles living together in a mole-hole, a Papa Mole, a Mama Mole, and a Baby Mole. One morning, the Papa Mole got up and stuck his head out of the mole-hole. “Mmm…” he said, “I smell pancakes!” The Mama Mole got up and stuck her head out of [...] Read more »

Muslamic Infidel’s Ray Guns

Transcript: (The Newsreader): There is a sense of incoherent anger. People are angry, but they can’t explain why. “Hello Sir, Why are you here today?” “I’m here to protest, right… “Cuz I’m goin’ on a march cuz I want Britain to be about British. “I want BRITAIN to be about British. “The interracial laws…the Muslamic [...] Read more »

A Little Monkey Business

A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he’s there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey, please”. The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage at the side of the shop and takes out a monkey. [...] Read more »

Three Brilliant Office Jokes

A Day Off Sick An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: “I’m sorry, but I’ll not be able to come in today as I’m too sick.” On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage: “well, just how [...] Read more »

Department of Fish and Wildlife Warnings

The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as “little bells” on their clothing to alert, but not startle the alligators, unexpectedly. They [...] Read more »