A Teapot

Tom, a young man in his early 30s was sent to a psychiatric hospital by his family. His friend John was very upset. He believed he was perfectly sane, so he started spending a great deal of time and money to secure Tom’s release. He finally managed to persuade two well known psychiatrists to assess [...] Read more »

The Loan

There was an old Native American who wanted a 5000 loan. The banker pulled out the loan application, “What are you going to do with the money?” “Take jewelry to city and sell it,” was the response. “What have you got for collateral?” “Don’t know collateral.” “Well that’s something of value that would cover the [...] Read more »

NYC Beggar

Two college students, Frank and Matt, are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a [...] Read more »

Three Moles

Once upon a time, there were three moles living together in a mole-hole, a Papa Mole, a Mama Mole, and a Baby Mole. One morning, the Papa Mole got up and stuck his head out of the mole-hole. “Mmm…” he said, “I smell pancakes!” The Mama Mole got up and stuck her head out of [...] Read more »

A Little Monkey Business

A tourist walks into a pet shop in Silicon Valley, and is browsing around the cages on display. While he’s there, another customer walks in and says to the shopkeeper, “I’ll have a C monkey, please”. The shopkeeper nods, goes over to a cage at the side of the shop and takes out a monkey. [...] Read more »

Three Brilliant Office Jokes

A Day Off Sick An employee who had a terrible history for taking time off phoned in again one Monday morning: “I’m sorry, but I’ll not be able to come in today as I’m too sick.” On hearing this his exasperated boss could barely conceal his anger and retorted in a rage: “well, just how [...] Read more »

Department of Fish and Wildlife Warnings

The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as “little bells” on their clothing to alert, but not startle the alligators, unexpectedly. They [...] Read more »

Amazing Anagrams

Dormitory == Dirty Room Desperation == A Rope Ends It The Morse Code == Here Come Dots Slot Machines == Cash Lost in ‘em Animosity == Is No Amity Snooze Alarms == Alas! No More Z’s Alec Guinness == Genuine Class Semolina == Is No Meal The Public Art Galleries == Large Picture Halls, I [...] Read more »

Murphy’s Law in Sex

1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings. 2. Nothing improves with age. 3. No matter how many times you’ve had it, if it’s offered take it, because it’ll never be quite the same again. 4. Sex has no calories. 5. Sex [...] Read more »

Out-of-Office E-Mail Auto-Reply

I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all. Sorry to have missed [...] Read more »

Ten Office Rules

10. Never walk without a document — People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they’re headed for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they’re headed for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home [...] Read more »

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