Mafia Grandpa’s Watch

An old Italian Mafia Don is dying and he called his grandson to his bed:

“Grandson, I wanta you to listen to me. I wanta you to take mya 45 automatic pistol, so you will always remember me.”

“But grandpa I really don’t like guns, how about you leaving me your tourbillon watch instead.” Said the grandson.

“You lisina to me, some day you goin a be runna da bussiness, you goina have a beautiful wife, lotsa money, a biga home and maybe a couple od bambino, some day you goina come hom and maybe finda you wife in be with another man. Whata you gonna do then? Pointa to you watch and say, TIMES UP”?

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