Three Moles

Once upon a time, there were three moles living together in a mole-hole, a Papa Mole, a Mama Mole, and a Baby Mole. One morning, the Papa Mole got up and stuck his head out of the mole-hole. “Mmm…” he said, “I smell pancakes!” The Mama Mole got up and stuck her head out of [...] Read more »

Department of Fish and Wildlife Warnings

The Louisiana State Department of Fish and Wildlife is advising hikers, hunters, fishermen, and golfers to take extra precautions and keep alert for alligators while in St. Tammany, Jefferson & Orleans Parish. They advise people to wear noise-producing devices such as “little bells” on their clothing to alert, but not startle the alligators, unexpectedly. They [...] Read more »

Little Baby Orangutans Get Scared

These cute baby orangutans are outside on their own for the first time and are afraid of the macaque monkeys. They should! Babies are supposed to stay at home or in nurseries. Read more »

I Like Monkeys (Props to Dave P.)

I like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let [...] Read more »

LOL Monkey Kisses Humans

Yuk humans taste like bad bananas! I prefer my monkey girl friends. Read more »

Funny Cat Video Gets Over 24 Million Hits on Youtube

Why can’t us monkey be so cute!!! I want to become a cat and eat bananas. Read more »

Nine Things Dogs Don’t Understand

1. It’s not a laugh to practice barking at 3a.m. 2. It’s wrong to back Grandma into a corner and guard her. 3. He shouldn’t jump on your bed when he’s sopping wet. 4. The cats have every right to be in the living room. 5. Barking at guests 10 minutes after they arrive is [...] Read more »

Buy Alligator Shoes

A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting “I don’t give two hoots for your shoes man, I’ll [...] Read more »