Scooby Dooby Dooby (or, how to enlarge your bust)

A flat-chested young lady goes to Dr. Smith for advice about breast enlargements. He tells her, “Every day when you get out of the shower, rub the top of your nipples and say, ‘Scooby dooby dooby. I want bigger boobies.’” She did this every day faithfully and after several months, it worked. She grew great [...] Read more »

Blonde Flight!

One afternoon, a blonde is riding coach on an airplane on its way to San Francisco. Half way into the flight she stands up, takes her belongings, and moves up to first class. The flight attendant approaches her and tells her that she has a coach ticket, and that she must move back. The blonde [...] Read more »